misguidedmonster:

frickyeahparamore:

I WILL ANSWER ANYTHING!

DO IT!

Waking up when you got a baby, you feel like you drank a bottle of whiskey the night before, except the shit’s in someone else’s pants.

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so true XD

Happy Halloween to someone I trust not to leave me for dead during a zombie apocalypse

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i’m hoping none of you decide to do that

A parent’s only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed

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that’s funny XD

Don’t ever say stuff just because you think you should. That’s the definition of an asshole

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lol i agree but i still do it anyways :)

Universe is 14 billion years old. Seems silly to celebrate one year. Be like having a fucking parade every time I take a piss.

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amen

i hate it when that happens -.-

10knotes:

Reblog if you read that wrong.

No I’m not but I can if you want me to be ;)

fucking loved this show :)

LMAO!!!!! XD